It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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