Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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