he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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