No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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