508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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