It's Friday. Sex?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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