Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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