She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
