hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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