Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
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Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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