we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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