Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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