all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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