highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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