what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.