3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
These Little Things Make People Overly Angry
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.