i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack