I showed him my bush... on skype.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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