I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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