real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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