so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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