so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
