dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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