He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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