ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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