Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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