Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
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