I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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