i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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