White coat. Heels.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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