She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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