Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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