I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Randomize