So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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