y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
How does one acquire holy water?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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