She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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