: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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