did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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