I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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