its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Go christen that room with your naked body.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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