Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i would one night stand the shit outta him
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
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