hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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