Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Still dying that you shit outside
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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