you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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