Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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