Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Randomize