dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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