Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
