if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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