no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
and she was petting her beer can
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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