Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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