This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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