Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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