id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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