I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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