Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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