My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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