And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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